Conversations I sometimes have with myself before Jiu-Jitsu class…

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMELazy Me: I don’t want to train today, BJJ is so hard.
Gunny Me: It’s not hard, you’re just soft!

Excuses Me: But my whole body hurts.
Meme Me
: But did you die?

Fraidy Me: What if someone breaks me in two?
Punny Me: Then you’ll suck twice as much.

MurtauEvery time a blue belt quits, Rickson kills a kitten.gh Me: I’m too old for this shit.
Pee Wee Me: I know you are, but what am I?

Shy Me: What if no one wants to work with me?
Mean Me: No one ever wants to work with you.

Depression Me: I should just quit.
Addict Me
: NOOOO! Do you want a kitten to die?

Anxiety Me: What if I make a fool of myself?
Sarcastic Me: Then you will be shunned.

Actual Me: You can all shut up now, because I’m dragging your asses to class whether you like it or not!
Factual Me
: True dat.

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