Excuses Me: But my whole body hurts.
Meme Me: But did you die?
Fraidy Me: What if someone breaks me in two?
Punny Me: Then you’ll suck twice as much.
Shy Me: What if no one wants to work with me?
Mean Me: No one ever wants to work with you.
Depression Me: I should just quit.
Addict Me: NOOOO! Do you want a kitten to die?
Anxiety Me: What if I make a fool of myself?
Sarcastic Me: Then you will be shunned.
Actual Me: You can all shut up now, because I’m dragging your asses to class whether you like it or not!
Factual Me: True dat.