Sometimes people come to Ginger Snaps with questions, so I thought I would select a few and answer them, just to be helpful.
Q) why doesn’t hello kitty have a mouth?
A) Why don’t people in South Park have noses? Why does Mickey Mouse wear gloves? Why does SpongeBob have a squirrel friend? Because they’re freakin’ cartoons!
Q) what to say to a ginger?
A) I am unworthy to be in the presence of such a goddess/god!
Q) what comes after white belt in karate?
A) Total enlightenment.
Q) sho-rei-shobu-kan legit?
A) “My people we don’t know defeat, we crush the strong and percolate the weak daily.”
Q) are wrestlers naked in a singlet?
Q) how to destroy someone in a street fight?
A) Destroy? Grenade.
Q) what rhymes with crucifix?
Q) what rhymes with ginger?
Q) i thought you were a leprechaun
A) Not really a question, but I thought I should address it. It’s a common misconception, but I have no leprechaun blood in me.
Q) why women should learn jiu jitsu?
A) Because submissions are a girl’s best friend!