“This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.” -Homer

Purple is stalking me…

Purple knees: Perpetually bruised.

Purple elbow: Popped at the exact same time I was tapping.

Purple ear: Folded over and gashed.

Purple toe: The little piggy that stayed home got crushed.

Purple belt: Looming ominously in my not too distant future.

The evil overlord of darkness

I don’t like purple, nothing purple is ever good! Purple Koolaid, yucky! Purple People Eater, bad! Purple Heart, injury or death! Barney…I rest my case!

Why can’t I just keep the belt colors I already have? Black and Blue…they really suit me!

“Roses are red, violets are blue…even violets don’t want to be purple!


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