“This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.” -Homer
Purple knees: Perpetually bruised.
Purple elbow: Popped at the exact same time I was tapping.
Purple ear: Folded over and gashed.
Purple toe: The little piggy that stayed home got crushed.
Purple belt: Looming ominously in my not too distant future.
I don’t like purple, nothing purple is ever good! Purple Koolaid, yucky! Purple People Eater, bad! Purple Heart, injury or death! Barney…I rest my case!
Why can’t I just keep the belt colors I already have? Black and Blue…they really suit me!
“Roses are red, violets are blue“…even violets don’t want to be purple!