If you roll with me, this is most likely what will happen…
1. At some point I will probably get you in my guard.
2. I will then try to gogoplata you (idk why, because it never works).
3. If we are wearing gis, I will now try to gi choke you. No gi, I will probably try a guillotine.
4. If those don’t work, next I will try to triangle choke you. If you are a white belt even close to my size, then our roll is probably over (if not, I will then take your back and choke you out). If you are bigger than me, or a higher belt, you will now pass my guard.
6. You will mount me, but then we will go back to half guard.
7. You will submit me.
“The definition of insanity is continuing to do the same thing over and over, and then expecting different results.” -Albert Einstein.