I also recently had a conversation with karate. It didn’t go as well.
K- Where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around lately.
G- Ummmm…yeah…I’ve been meaning to come by, but I’ve been real busy.
K- So, you’re too busy to even say hi to me for months, but every other day you’re out running around with that floozy jiu-jitsu?
G- It’s not like that, I swear! You are my first love, I will never leave you.
K- Have you ever considered the possibility that I might leave you.
G- You wouldn’t!
K- Have you forgotten things about me since you’ve been away?
K- See, you’re already losing me.
G- (Shame. Tears. I leave the floor. I take off my black belt and put on a white one.)