Ten things I hate about Jiu-Jitsu

"My tongue will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break." -William Shakespeare

I hate it when I feel stupid
Because I can’t understand
I hate it when my rolls don’t go
Anything like I planned

I hate when I make mistakes
And all I do right is tap
I hate it so much that it makes me sick
It even makes me snap

I hate the ways in which I fail
I hate that I learn slow
I hate when I see small progress
Even worse when I plateau

I hate the fact I want to run
When I can barely seem to crawl
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate Jiu-Jitsu
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all